Searching for the sailor..... some irresistible (?) headlines for your posts on B-net-MBs!yau! Updated june 2005!
|
No sense at all - boring! |
Oh, he won't even read, forget it! |
this shows ambition - but probably useless. Gives him a good snooze... |
So you try the honest way! But be prepared, he's lying, right now, when he opens his mouth...! But maybe you get a reaction... |
Ah, you could be right and this is the best way to catch him, wherever he's hiding... he is a quite curious man - but be prepared - you will have to offer him a really funny joke! |
Hawhaw... and what telling him? Eh? He will call his wife on the phone - and not You on the board! |
You really think he will answer to such a stupid offence? |
You really think he will answer to such a stupid flattery? |
provoke him, eh? So you may get a wonderful sailor-written "fuck off" [this had been tested in 2003 by glitterrouge on the MB - but did not work - there was just some amusing irritation by some loyal fans... ;-))] |
Ah, very good, confuse him. Use another language to draw his attention on your post... and he speaks a little bit german (as an old Berliner) - although this is just the title of a silly german shanty...(a bit modified...) |
Oh, god! Are you crazy? Best method to expel him forever from the board.... |
...tasteless and racist! Shame on your jealousy! Well, not very pc - and useless, he would rather become a muslim than leave her! - maybe you just risk to be banned from b-net... - and, be aware, you really could cause serious trouble for the Bowies by spreading such a rumour these days! |
Now you ARE banned from b-net. |
What???!! Bring it to me! Immediately!!! |
Hawhaw, I get every day lots of SPAM offering me nearly the same... he won't even look at it... and if... you have something to show...? |
Oh-oh , little expert? But beware! He could jump out the window reading this!! |
good idea, I'm sure he'll read it, but he won't answer... |
maybe this gives him a good laugh (look at point 5) |
minimalism rules. |
oh yes, wonderful... a little quarrel! What's your problem? You are addicted to his music and his photographs and he takes all the money... right... not a good basis ... not really... |
well, that's just a test for the new design. These days we are quite happy with sailor's presence on the boards. But we hope, he has a laptop with him on that tour.... |
seems at the moment, only this headline makes sense... ;-) |